goonersteve 0 Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 A man phones a company and orders their 5 day, 10lbs weight loss plan. The next day there is a knock at the door and he answers to a sexy, athletic, 19yr old dressed in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representitive of the weight loss company. The sign reads 'if you can catch me you can have me'. Without a seconds thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl turns up for the next 4 days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lbs!Next day he calls the company and orders a 5 day 20lbs plan. An even sexier woman shows up and knocks on his door. She is wearing nothing but trainers and the same sign 'if you catch me you have me'. This girl is in excellent shape so it takes longer to catch her, but he is delighted after the 5 days he has lost his 20lbs! So he decides to go for broke and try the 5 day 50lbs plan. "Are you sure?" they ask when he phones up. "This is our most rigorous plan". "Absoloutly" he reply's. "I havent felt this good in years!". The next day there is a knock on the door and he excitedly opens it, only to find a large, hairy man standing there wearing nothing but pink runnin shoes and a sign around his neck saying 'IF I CATCH YOU, YOUR MINE' :-p Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 : )lmao Link to post Share on other sites
tubby 0 Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 pmsl brilliant Link to post Share on other sites
VR6_Absy 0 Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 rofl :-) Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 :-d :-d :-d Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 LOL Not bad for a goona Link to post Share on other sites
goonersteve 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Yeah, better performance than my team anyway :@ :-p Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Better than Liverpool LOL Link to post Share on other sites
goonersteve 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Oooh yeah, that wasn't too gd was it. Man of the match had to be Reina :$ Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts