Srangest woman you've ever pulled (thread from another forum)

[goonersteve 0]

http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=173351

I've only read one page and i'm p*ssin myself with laughter! :-d

[Gibs20 0]

This is proper funny! haha - good find mate

[purple highline monster 0]

funny stories them, best we DONT get any on here though

[VR6Lee 1]

funny stories them' date=' best we DONT get any on here though

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Is that a cue for me to come in....

DONT = Lee Do It. :-p

[purple highline monster 0]

Lee i am sure the VR6OC is not ready for the deviant sexual activitys you have got upto! most of it involving duct tape and stockings no doubt?

[VR6Lee 1]

Lee i am sure the VR6OC is not ready for the deviant sexual activitys you have got upto! most of it involving duct tape and stockings no doubt?

'Deviant sexual activities' *-)

A bit harsh mate :-(

I admit I do try things out to satisfy my high sex drive.

Most of my 74 sexual partners I have had

Love doing odd things. Inc.. Being tied against a tree, using duct tape, etc etc

Then we watch them after on video to see how

tense it was and how to improve the technique

for future partners.

It works, women can tell the exprienced lover/shagger (h)

I love it :-p

Wot you up to weekend mate :-p

[VR6Lee 1]

I posted my reply

http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=173351&rid=30347&S=74239fa8692bb0221d1dad761fc67e51&pl_view=&start=480#msg_3690182

[purple highline monster 0]

see you are a deviant , but pure class!! if only you could bottle it! has your mum ever spoken to her friend again though? have you ever spoken to "the friend"?? and did your nut custard ruin that 60`s dress?

[blondie 0]

Hilarious!

[VR6Lee 1]

see you are a deviant ' date=' but pure class!! if only you could bottle it! has your mum ever spoken to her friend again though? have you ever spoken to "the friend"?? and did your nut custard ruin that 60`s dress?

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Bottle It *-) But why *-)

Hav so much to tell

Her friend:

She is still friends with my Mum.

Only once. We met up at a pub, I said thanks.

I had to move out into my mates home.

Dress:

No I think the layers of lace petticoat soaked up the full blast.

[purple highline monster 0]

oh thats ok then

and when i said bottle it i meant it in the sense of audio/video to sell keep up the good work!

[nd 0]

I would'nt put it passed lee of having a hole collection of vid's secrectly stashed somewhere

[goonersteve 0]

LOL!!!!!!! :-d :-d That was brilliant Lee, and not even a whisper of duct tape involved! :-p