Petesvw 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Can't claim the credit for this, Han e-mailed me it!Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when hehears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a littleChinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standingthere in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,"You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got thewrong man", and shuts the door in his face.The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, thelittle Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts hisclipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr Mandela isgetting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the littleChinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. Idon't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears aknock on the door again. >>> > >>On opening the door, there is the samelittle Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "Yousign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man byhis shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't wantthese! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want togive these to?"The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>(It's a beauty)> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>(wait for it)> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>(Get your best Chinese accent ready)> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>You not Nissan Main Deala?" Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 oh man thats bad! Link to post Share on other sites
shail 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 aarrrggghhhhh! awfull! Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Good job ya not claiming the credit for it :S if i was you i would'nt of posted it :-d Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Aww, c'mon guys, i laughed Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 hey vixon is that ur ass in that sig? marlboro`s are good Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 hey vixon is that ur ass in that sig? marlboro`s are good I wish it was,it's some Hungarian babe from the grand prix Link to post Share on other sites
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