Petesvw 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 The donkey and the chickenOn the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play together.One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink.Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran back to the farm.Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 silver BMW.Finding the keys in the ignition the chicken started the beautiful motor and sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey!Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!The donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit.The chicken got a good grip and the donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.And the moral of the story?When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a chick. Link to post Share on other sites
Jk* 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 Lol, but shocking Link to post Share on other sites
Dub-Donna 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 An old one but a good one!! Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 lol Link to post Share on other sites
57ORM 0 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Brilliant !!!Never heard that one before. Link to post Share on other sites
VR40 0 Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 very good lol! Link to post Share on other sites
andylaurence 0 Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 The donkey and the chickenOn the farm lived a chicken and a donkey' date=' both of whom loved to play together.One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink.Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran back to the farm.Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 silver BMW.Finding the keys in the ignition the chicken started the beautiful motor and sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey!Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!The donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit.The chicken got a good grip and the donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.And the moral of the story?When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a chick. [/quote']Oi! I resemble that comment. :S Cheers,Andy Link to post Share on other sites
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