Petesvw 0 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Struth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba "Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her t*ts." "Play with her t*ts"? Cobba said, Not exactly a good time for that mate?" "No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive! Link to post Share on other sites
Dub-Donna 0 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 LOL.. thats great :-) Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 lmfao pete :-d Link to post Share on other sites
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