c4mbl 1 Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait. The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"? To which I replied. "I'm late for work" To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The policeman was surprised and confused. "A what" "A rectum stretcher" "and just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet" Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..." Speeding ticket: £105, Court Costs: £45, Look on copper's face: Priceless.... Link to post Share on other sites
lee060 3 Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 LMFAO hehehe quality :D Link to post Share on other sites
Russ_vr6 12 Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 lol Link to post Share on other sites
vr6madmike 0 Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 i read this the other day on a website www. f thepolice .com Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Lmao Link to post Share on other sites
petervr6 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 havent heard that one before. Link to post Share on other sites
fatboyjon 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 hahahahaha! quality Link to post Share on other sites
c4mbl 1 Posted January 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 i read this the other day on a website www. f thepolice .comLink doesnt work mate!! Link to post Share on other sites
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