Russ_vr6 12 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Gran. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q.What do you call a chav in a locked box?A. SafeQ. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit A. "the defendant" Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at. Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's? A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman! Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A good start. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? A. Because a nova has 4 seats. Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's? A. A liar. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Bigmac please. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count. Link to post Share on other sites
fatboyjon 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 hahaha havent seen those before...restecpa! innit! lool. Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Quality : ) Link to post Share on other sites
lee060 3 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Lmfao , so so true lol Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 lol some good ones there Link to post Share on other sites
Russ_vr6 12 Posted January 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 all true lol Link to post Share on other sites
dstyrrell 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 very good ! Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 I hate chavs 8o| Link to post Share on other sites
lee060 3 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 I hate chavs 8o| dont we all?? Link to post Share on other sites
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