Petesvw 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 You may not know that many non-living things have a gender, for example..1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Like that alot pete :-d How true is no 10, dont like to be classed as a remote control though,but us women are usefull and you men could'nt do without us Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Thought you might : )Them paws on that cat look massive nikki! Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Thought you might : )Them paws on that cat look massive nikki! She's not that big really she's the youngest of the 3 i've got right little fighter though (6) (@) Check this one all the other cats are shit scared of it [lightbox=../../e107_files/public/1168888498_3339_FT153674_100_0186.jpg][/lightbox] Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 wow that cats a monster!im betting a woman though up those jokes tbh Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Looks like a bond bad guy cat that nik ; ) Link to post Share on other sites
pimpcat 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 i think i have a bigger cat than that as its urs is a long hair Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_GTI 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 I have a couple of big pawed monsters,This is Mushroom, he's a Blue point BurmanThis is Brembo, he's a brown spotted Bengal - yes like a leopard!!This is Purdy a tabby moggy Link to post Share on other sites
Earwig 89 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Love cats !Mine are still Kittens right now so are still pretty small by comparison ![lightbox=../../e107_files/public/1168900872_3286_FT153674_klpikjih.jpg][/lightbox][lightbox=../../e107_files/public/1168900872_3286_FT153674_xczvxv.jpg][/lightbox][lightbox=../../e107_files/public/1168900872_3286_FT153674_zxcggtr.jpg][/lightbox][lightbox=../../e107_files/public/1168900872_3286_FT153674_er44tdjk.jpg][/lightbox] Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 sone one should start a thread show us your pussies lol Link to post Share on other sites
antera309 3 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 original topicHa Ha! This reminds me of a conversation I had with a young female admin clerk in my previous job. She called IT Support complaining that her terminal session to the orders server at head office was terminating itself after being idle for a while. I explained to her "Well, it's like this, our server is only licensed for so many users at once so we set an inactivity timeout. If it doesn't see any action from you for a while it terminates your connection and makes itself available for someone else". To which she said "Oh.... it's like a man then.". I actually fell off my chair laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
pimpcat 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 [lightbox=image_url|image_title|image_group|image_float][/lightbox] Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Those markings on mushroom look wicked mr gti, i want me one of those! Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_GTI 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Cheers Pete, He's high maintence though! needs constant brushing as we let outside. He really has got massive paws!Sorry to take this off topic Link to post Share on other sites
fatboyjon 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 lol MEOOOoo000www Link to post Share on other sites
pimpcat 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 what do you think of my pussie He killes everything and never let us sleep Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_GTI 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Our house is sided by two fields, we have quite a comprehensive list of small to medium sized animals which have been brought through the cat flap, mainly dead but we did have a rabbit brought in which was completely unmarked - it was delivered one evening into the living room whilst me and the wife were watching TV!! I dismissed it to start with as out of the corner of my eye it looked like one of the cats - until it hopped in front of me LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Hope ya set the poor blighter free!Pesky cats, do owt fer a tin of whiskers!! LOL Link to post Share on other sites
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