petervr6 0 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognised it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.He said to the female whale, "lets both swim under the ship and blow our air holes at the same time, this should cause the ship to turn over and sink".They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.Soon however, the whale realised the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the safety of land". At this point he realised the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse, to swallow the seaman". Link to post Share on other sites
Dub-Donna 0 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 LOL ;-) I must've been a whale!! Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Like that. Link to post Share on other sites
lee060 3 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 LoL quality! Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 he he....just like a women to refuse a nice warm drink! Link to post Share on other sites
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