The Priest

[cadguy77 0]

A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was Leaving

his Mission in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the Natives

when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to

speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and

says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and

grunts, "Tree."

The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and

he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief

looks and grunts, Rock."

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he

hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a

couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is

really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief

looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The

Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years

teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how

could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."

[Petesvw 0]

LMAO, thats actually quite good mate