Sick Leave

[cadguy77 0]

I urgently needed a few days off work,

But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"

Then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling &

Made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,

So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,

"What are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out."

Go home & recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down & walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,

The Boss asked her

"...And where do you think you're going?!"

(You're gonna love this....)

She said,

"I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!

[Petesvw 0]

8-)