VW Cancel each other out

[The Absinthe Fairy 0]

(-stolen form Sniffpetrol.com)

I had to share-

Apologies if seen before....

Two new models from German car giant Volkswagen 'cancel each other out' to maintain a 'dullness equilibrium', according to a very clever man who knows these things. Dr Sporky Cognot of Ted Rogers College, Slough has been studying VW's range for 'a long time' and says that the company has long tried to balance out its interesting new cars by announcing other models of almost no interest whatsoever. 'Older readers may remember when the Corrado was launched some years back,' Dr Cognot notes. 'VW knew that it was a bit exciting and needed to be balanced with some dull old shit diesel Golf with an engine that switched off at traffic lights or something. However, it's only now that Wolfsburg has truly achieved a "dullness equilibrium" with the almost simultaneous unveiling of the very exciting Golf R32 and the arse clenchingly dull Touran MPV.'

However, Dr Cognot warns that this new boring balancing act may have dire consequences for VW dealers and drivers; 'These two models are completely opposed and act together to maintain the overall tedium of VW's range, but if they were to be placed together in the same room then I have conclusive evidence that they would cancel each out and cause some sort of well built, dynamically inert black hole. Oh no, hang on. I've forgotten to carry the one?'

[VR6Rich 3]

The Vento drivers on here are not going to like that Claire. :-)

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new beetle interesting hmmm only for women/hairdressers hehe

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My mate's just bought a 1.8t Beetle, Revo'd it up and is a true street sleeper. He reckons it handles better than his previous mk4 Golf Anniversary.

Don't knock em.

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whats the quickest 1 2 litre? what power