cadguy77 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redheadsitting at the next table.He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talkwith her.Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its sockettoward the man.He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back."Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place."Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to thetheatre followed by drinks.They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.She listens.After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to herplace for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.They had a wonderful, wonderful time.The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guyis amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to everyguy you meet? ""No , "she replies. . . . "She says:"You just happened to catch my eye."(oh shut up, you knew that was coming) Link to post Share on other sites
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Earwig 89 Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 LoL Link to post Share on other sites
Dub-Donna 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Made me chuckle :-) Link to post Share on other sites
l1_lbk 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Thats such a poor joke. but yes i did laugh Link to post Share on other sites
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