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LOL

:D great find! How do you think she did it?

Whilst on the subject of Pav, here's a couple of groaners...

Pavorotti knocks on the pearly gates

St Peter opens them and says 'oh it's you Luciano, come on in. squeeze through'.

Pavarotti says 'hold on, i've got an envelope for you,

from the pope.'

St Peter opens it up and reads it.

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Pete, here’s that tenor I owe you.’

no wait, there's more....

Elton John has now joined the 2 remaining tenors

they will now be called.....

2 tenors and a nine bob note

ba-dum-tish!

ah, there's my coat....

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Mike......get your coat! :D :D

(yes it was 2 separate stories' date=' but it was meant to read like one...i.e. with a headline and then the subheading as part of it....and I think you're the only person on the internet that hasn't got it..............lol!!)

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Why get my coat? have i pulled? haha

i got it straight away im not thick! but its a joke thats been made out of the origanal headlines clashing......

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Mike......get your coat! :D :D

(yes it was 2 separate stories' date=' but it was meant to read like one...i.e. with a headline and then the subheading as part of it....and I think you're the only person on the internet that hasn't got it..............lol!!)

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Why get my coat? have i pulled? haha

i got it straight away im not thick! but its a joke thats been made out of the origanal headlines clashing......

Surely that is the point ? LoL

Mark.

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