VR6Lee 1 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 FFS, PMSL when I READ the last paragragh, :-d :-d :-d Wanted to see if it was our Nick BBC NEWS 24 Last Updated: Wednesday, 12 September 2007, 12:02 GMT 13:02 UK QUOTE: [blockquote]Policeman found 'kerb crawling' A Metropolitan Police officer was found kerb crawling in Ipswich a court has heard. Det Sgt Mark Daniel was seen with a prostitute in an unmarked police car in the Suffolk town's red light district on 10 June, it is alleged. Mr Daniel, 34, of Brantham, near Ipswich, is standing trial at Ipswich Magistrates' Court. The police officer has denied a charge of soliciting a prostitute. The police officer was seen to pick up a known prostitute and drive her to a secluded spot on the edge of the town's red light district, where he was stopped by police. When questioned by police, Mr Daniel told officers he had simply been asking thewoman for help in finding a burger van after driving into Ipswich to put some dieselin the unmarked police vehicle, the court heard. The trial continues. [/blockquote] Link to post Share on other sites
thegoth 5 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Burger van! Muff burger more like. Link to post Share on other sites
Ben Seabrook 4 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 You would think as he is a police office he would have been able to come up wth a better excuse than a "burger van" !!!! You would also think he cannot be very popular otherwise his mates might have not mentioned anything Link to post Share on other sites
hellsVR6 0 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 ...clearly he wanted to have a look at her kebab.............(coat on...already out the door etc..........lol) Link to post Share on other sites
Jimjon 28 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 i'd say make prossies legal if they all weren't so ugly Link to post Share on other sites
daleyboyVR6 6 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 She should have said "Do you want a bacon sandwich ?"........... :-p Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 No not me Lee...i wouldnt go to Ipswitch i havnt got the knack ot keeping a bit of straw in my mouth or a tractor;) .....and besides i see the type of low lifes and junkies that those peole have as "punters" it would be like injecting every disease known to man into yourself!!!! stirring 30 other geezers "porridge" is not my idea of a thrill!He is clearly a silly boy! and as ben said probably not that well thought of...........hes probably just another wrongun and the police force will have to shrug off the bad press....i suppose its like any job....you do get some weirdos......take Lee for instance........his firm have a potential rapist at the helm so to speak Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 stirring 30 other geezers "porridge" is not my idea of a thrill!PMSL @ Nick love the way you put things mate I bet that prostitute has more DNA in her than the Sufflok Police data base and he was after some evidence.Any-way least its a safe place to work if you're a prossy You get policemen to be your chauffeur. Link to post Share on other sites
mannie 0 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 I think Mr Daniel was telling a real PORKY ! Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 omg as a coppe you would have thought he would have known honesty is a better route in courtltho he will probli get away with it as hes a copper Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 now now mike...police arent above the law....they just know all the loop holes better Link to post Share on other sites
hvr6 88 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Suffolk police are the bankers doing me for speeding (allegedly...) Link to post Share on other sites
Ben Seabrook 4 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Suffolk police are the bankers doing me for speeding (allegedly...)Speeding in my county and you didn't invite to tag along :-( u should have told me you were coming could have let u know where all the speed cameras are Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted September 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Suffolk police are the bankers doing me for speeding (allegedly...)Now now, you know the law of the land (road), you speed you pay, end of. (%) Link to post Share on other sites
jesterwalker69 0 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Suffolk police are the bankers doing me for speeding (allegedly...)I'm gettin paranoid now with everyone getting done for speeding recently! Might have to put a brick under that right hand pedal............ Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 just dont speed for long periods.....short blasts is the name of the game....and have a good look around you BEFORE you do it! Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 re-post Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 just dont speed for long periods.....short blasts is the name of the game....and have a good look around you BEFORE you do it!Good adice from a policeman there...pretty much what i do...you need a clear road too cus you never know if the car behind is a undercover policecar. and avoid speeding in between cameras...cus thats how i got done buy a van that was in between them. Link to post Share on other sites
pimpcat 0 Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 simple come to Shropshire they dont do speed cameras i mean what the gona catch a tractor doing 90 Link to post Share on other sites
hvr6 88 Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 just dont speed for long periods.....short blasts is the name of the game....and have a good look around you BEFORE you do it!thanks phm great advice... thats if they dont take my licence away next month! Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted September 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 HIJACKED THREAD!Oi this thread is about a policeman checking out a prossy's burger van and her green relish. Link to post Share on other sites
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