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ah i knew you all cared......cheers for the tip off Goth ;) i will have a look at that.......thanks craig.....i love you too...even though you talk funny ;) and steve.........even a warm welcome from a gooner.it must be christmas ;)

The VR is still good Gav.........its in bog standard winter trim at the moment!!! on its solitude alloys, i kinda like the "sleeper" look, everyone thinks its a GL or summink im sure :) its been washed and looked after but i have been using it every day!!! hopefully it wont get mullered!!! the mk1 sportlines having a winter break as i dont want to wreck the the BBS splits and my nice shiney paint;) ....infact i wish i had a 3rd car so i didnt use either of them this time of year!!!

Glad you hung on there pete, a mk2 with all that kit is gonna fly baby ;) just avoid the rastafari tobbaco if you go to the Nordschleife again ;)

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The real reason why Nick couldn't surf the web was he told his Cheif

that he is going on strike cause the goverment won't back date his pay.

His actions led him in to be restrained by his own team under orders and deprived of any liberty

The picture below shows Nick being held! ;)

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cheers guys.......im welling up ;) and Lee i have worked out a cunning plan to get the rest of my wages back............................what i am gonna do is go into work, book on, show myself unavailable for 8 hours of a 10 hour shift and do absolutely nothing.............Just like the PCSO`S do (6)

failing that i will just sit parked for 10 hours in an 80k patrol car eating Mcdonalds and ignoring my radio and smoking endless cigarettes (outside the car of course ;) ) that should recoup my loses if i do that once a week!!!

or failing that i could become a politician.........surf the web for rent boys.....sodomise them.......make up new laws and submit ridiculous ideas on how the country should be run but that favour me and line my own pockets.......and make a complete shambles of doing it.............

mind i think that jobs been taken by Mr Brown hasnt it? :)

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or failing that i could become a politician.........surf the web for rent boys.....sodomise them.......make up new laws and submit ridiculous ideas on how the country should be run but that favour me and line my own pockets.......and make a complete shambles of doing it.............

mind i think that jobs been taken by Mr Brown hasnt it? :)

Lol, that's why we've missed you Nick!

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or failing that i could become a politician.........surf the web for rent boys.....sodomise them.......make up new laws and submit ridiculous ideas on how the country should be run but that favour me and line my own pockets.......and make a complete shambles of doing it.............

mind i think that jobs been taken by Mr Brown hasnt it? :)

:-d *-) |-)

top quality!!!

welcome back matey!!

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yo Nige & rich.......its not a bad idea though is it? ;) .. just think..everyone would have VW`s.......the land would be prosperous......and we could still branch out into Europe if we wanted to..........oh hang thats been done before too......mr Adolf got there first! :) .............. oh well i will kepp searching for the "perfect solution"

Rich read your thread on wheel refurb...............if you do change from the black then you either gotta go fully polished (h) or maybe? or a bit wilder and do body coloured centres? grey centres will look too dull i think

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yo Nige & rich.......its not a bad idea though is it? ;) ..

not a bad idea at all..

i did ask my boss if i could do my job really badly for a year, get the sack , and £2m in compensation.....

(cough steve mclaren cough)

he said no....

odd that i thought.... :-d

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Rich read your thread on wheel refurb...............if you do change from the black then you either gotta go fully polished (h) or maybe? or a bit wilder and do body coloured centres? grey centres will look too dull i think

i'm still thinking white though..... at the mo i have my teledials on it in white and they don't actually look as bad as i thought they might....???? we shall find out soon gonna have a play with colours over the xmas break....

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Lee i have worked out a cunning plan to get the rest of my wages back

what i am gonna do is go into work' date=' book on, show myself unavailable for 8 hours of a 10 hour shift and do absolutely nothing.............Just like the PCSO`S do (6)

failing that i will just sit parked for 10 hours in an 80k patrol car eating Mcdonalds and ignoring my radio and smoking endless cigarettes (outside the car of course ;) ) that should recoup my loses if i do that once a week!!!

or failing that i could become a politician.........surf the web for rent boys.....sodomise them.......make up new laws and submit ridiculous ideas on how the country should be run but that favour me and line my own pockets.......and make a complete shambles of doing it.............

mind i think that jobs been taken by Mr Brown hasnt it? :)

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LOL @ Nick! i HAVE MISSED YOUR BANTER MATE :)

I still remember the printers at wapping when the work force

went on strike and our police force punished them for It

I do wonder if Brown will bring in the army if you lot go on strike

or the miners to batten run your picket lines. :)

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I doubt striking will happen (i hope not anyway) money isnt the issue for me really (although its nice)

if they did i suppose the military police and army would step in...imagine how many "summary beatings" they would hand out!!! some Afghan maniac veteran forcing home exactly what he thinks of shoplifters!!

Besides those lot get paid less than the police!!! i have been in the army and would say in general it is a safer place to be unless your on the front line..even then at least you got a gun and all you have to do is avoid the rag heads indiscriminate fire and American frindly fire!!

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I reckon the old curtain twitchers on the neighborhood watch could dish out a severe beating as well............"It never did us any harm"..............i thought the plod were the only buggers who couldnt strike, something about it being illegal, how about you go on strike then arrest yourselves ?........must plan that armed robbery.......... :-p

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