Three word story

[bulldog 2]

eye. Soon the

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penis monster, cooked

[mike 6]

an omlette containing

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Tony's dry gearbox

[mike 6]

which tasted of

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oily warm wet

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tea bags and

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three cadburys Boosts

[mike 6]

...i felt sick

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i carried on

[mike 6]

with my mission

[bulldog 2]

of shagging sheep

[mike 6]

daily without getting

[bulldog 2]

foot and mouth

[mike 6]

. i was amazed

[bulldog 2]

(that was 4 words mike)

[bulldog 2]

by my lack

[mike 6]

of success finding

( bulldog i mistyped hence the extra 'a' )

[bulldog 2]

perfect stiletoe sandals

[mike 6]

which caused me

[bulldog 2]

wife extreem jelousy

[mike 6]

she grabbed my

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stainless Kenwood kettle

[mike 6]

and poured boiling

[bulldog 2]

water on my