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Damo 85

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I have just got in work at 8.15 thismorning to be greeted by a moaning woman who publically "shot me down" in front of everyone in the reception area. The reason??? I was apparently speeding driving recklessley (around our tiny car park.....)

I said to her how on earth can you make that assumption when all you did was watch me drive past?? She continued to shout at me and demand to know my line managers name, again in front of everyone. I just walked off, fuming. Subsequently Security have confirmed to my manager that I was in fact just driving round the car park, and was clearly a good car and a halfs width away from her. at no point did i need to brake, swerve to avoid her etc. which is why i was so confused at her accusations.. She even had the nerve to phone my manager and claim she was extremeley shaken up by the whole ordeal (what an absolute pile of ****)... GRRR

anyone else get pi55ed off by these wannabee traffic police? lol

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Damo 85

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Oh yeah i know cheers mate. Dont think she is taking it any further from what i hear. she wouldnt have a leg to stand on anyway, one of the security guards was outside at the time and said that i did nothing wrong, together with about four people i came through the door with.

The one thing that did cheer me up was that even at 15mph my exhaust note can cause her to be shaken up.. hehe i love my VR

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obviously in need of some chocolate ;-)

bet she drives a french shopping trolley that is only audible above 5K revs and under steers round corners at 10mph. so assumed you must have been racing the noise the VR makes and that you'd loose it on a corner.

glad you had witnesses on your side

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obviously in need of some chocolate ;-)

bet she drives a french shopping trolley that is only audible above 5K revs and under steers round corners at 10mph. so assumed you must have been racing the noise the VR makes and that you'd loose it on a corner.

glad you had witnesses on your side

LOL pretty much what i said to my manager when he walked in LOL

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If she had been shouting at me first thing (I aint good first thing, I'm not a morning person) I'd have said very loudly "F**K OFF AND GET A LIFE" and have walked off.

I hate people like that, a woman who lived around the corner from my old house reported me to the police for having a noisey exhaust on my GSXR1000, so I had a visit from the police who said it was illegal as it said NOT FOR ROAD USE on it, but they never said to change it, they said the woman spent most of her time complaining about all the people who went past her house. After that everytime I went past her house I'd give it some too pi55 her off, but I never heard another thing from her.

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Muppets aren't they. I have already said i wont be so polite if she says anything again though... bang out of order she was... apparently she has had a number of her little rants with a few lads in the building who were equally annoyed......

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Unfortunatley these people do not have anything better to do. Now I am a grumpy old man however..... I am a nice guy with it rather than a screaming B_hatch.

I to have one of these in my office. She has been rude on many occasions to many people. I now take delight in affecting her day when the occasion demands it.

A colleage and I manages to park our company cars (so damage not an issue) so close she couldnt leave to go home and then went in to London with the keys in our Pockets knowing we would be back late. She had to phone a taxi.

Another collegue stopped her coming through a door he was holding for a group of people and in a very polite way said excuse me a minute could you wait there just one second then closed the door on her so she had to open it.

Now I do understand that this is all very child like but if they/she are/is going to treat me like a child then I can act like one untill she treats us/me correctly.

Other than that after 10 years of the woman It keeps me going....Keeps you entertained for hours I tell you. Wait until the Christmas party comes and we get a skinfull worth of ideas. You cant do a lot of them though even though they would be well funny

(as a foot note I only every react to her - so she instigates it if you see what I mean - No bullying. However her shouting is deamed as bullying if you want to take it that far ;) )

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wait till she leaves the car park / work property and then tail gate her with a pinch of wheel spinning, Lairy swaying and a VR grunt overtaking. Next day laff shake your head at her and clam you haven't a clue what shes on about, make everyone else think shes nutter, To add to insult pass her your phone and get her to ring the police. This should leave her feeling slightly helpless and less petty in the future

Option two, (slightly nicer) If you ever find her in your rear view mirror drive at 10mph

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I had the same thing happen, though I work in a hospital...uniform ect, so it dosn't stand me in good stead with the other saff and visitors to be shouted at. On the way to work, I have to drive down a dual carridgeway. Approaching the last set before I get onto the hospital turn was a load of cars on the left side. I drifted up on the outside lane toward the red light. Just as im about to head past the rear car in the stationary queue, it pulls out forcing me to slam the brakes on. I tooted my horn at her and waved (not used hand gestures), to which she proceeded to drive at 10mph in protest for about 500m with car queues sat behind me. I undertook her and she dived into the lane with me and sat up my ass till I went into the hospital, parked up and stood talking to the receptionist.

About 30 secs later, I heard "you fu**ing tw*t, what the fu*ck do you think you were doing, learn how to drive you stupid little boy"....happened to be the woman storming across a reception area with about 80ppl watching.

I told her to grow up, watch her language and point out exactly how I was the one at fault....to my amusment, some bloke walked across and shouted at her to learn how to drive and reminded her about the p*ss poor driving she showed.

When she looked at me and told me to watch my self, I looked at her and smuggly pointed out the only bad driving was hers as proven by the other chap and to kindly move on.

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LOL I love the fact that the car is golf with a wing.... Who was it that inspired her/them. I know you are on here .... PMSL

I do think I will have to abuse this as it obviously aimed at the boy racers however I will be targeting other groups..... I do a lot of miles so loook out middle lane 50mph drivers, taxi drivers, (I genralise and applologies in advance) Those Women who insist on turning right from the left lane.... etc etc etc etc

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Stuff like this really racks me off man. Some people really have nothing more interesting to do with their sad little lives other then log onto net and report someone for being parked on double yellows etc! Grrrrrr

I'm going to need a forward facing camera as I'm never going to remember ALL the reg's that pi55 me off ;-)

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