mike 6 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Thought this might be usefull to some of you... Here we go...1. Forget important dates: like her birthday, Valentines Day, your anniversary, Christmas. These are the most important dates to women. Demonstrate that these days are unimportant to you—girlfriend is gone.2. Wear her panties: if the girl is not kinky, she will find this disgusting.3. Embarrass her: tell some of her most intimate secrets while out with her friends, and family. This should piss her off.4. Stop buying her gifts: there is nothing she hate most, a man who is tight with his money.5. Put her on hold: spend more time with your friends, or at work, get involved with so many activities so she will feel left out.6. Stand her up: set up plans to do something special with her and never show-up. Yeah, that will work.7. Cut off the sex: every time she wants to ride some wood, give her the "I am not in the mood." She will think either that you have lost interest in her, or that you are sticking it to someone else.8. Stop communicating with her: do not tell her what is on your mind, indicate something is there—but keep your mouth shut. If she tries to talk act preoccupied, or cut her off and start talking about something totally off the wall.9. Talk frequently about your past sexual conquests: if there is one thing a woman hates the most is hearing about your past sexual enjoyments with other women. Especially if they are better looking than she is. This will make her feel less desired for sure.10. Disrespect her: start flirting, looking, and or talking to other women in front of her. Order some take-out food for yourself, without asking her if she wanted anything.11. Adapt the lifestyle of a gangster rapper: everything from the music, the clothes, attitude, language, be a thug. Throw a couple "bitches" and "ho's" into when referring to her.12. Strike fear into her: do not physically harm her. Pretend to be easily agitated and go off the wall yelling, screaming, kicking, throwing things (nothing valuable); shake your fist at her. A couple experiences like this, girlfriend will be out the door faster than an Olympic sprinter.13. Be selfish: be rapped up into things that you only like to do, and not give a damn about her interest.14. Nag her to death: This one is so easy you do not need my help.15. Break promises: Again, you do not need my help, you can handle this on your own.16. Lose all sense of fashion: start dressing like a slob, wear things that are un-color coordinated, tacky, torn or ripped, you get the picture. You want to dress in away so she feels embarrassed to be seen with you.17. Pretend to be broke: have your friends call you and pretend to be debt collectors, leaving messages on your answering machine. No money, no honey—she is gone.18. Buy her some cheap jewelry: your girl will be happy at first to be receiving jewelry from her man until she realizes it is a cubic zirconium. "You cheap, thoughtless bastard—how could you!"19. Let her find your secret collection of porn: hardcore, soft-core, playboy, penthouse, hustler magazines, and or videos that she never had a clue that you were interested in—for insurance, throw in some gay porn. She will be upset feeling that she is not enough to satisfy you sexually.20. Cheat on her: this is the mother of them all, and it seems to be the most effective method. This will definitely make her storm out of your life. Please, use cautions make sure that no sharp objects or a gun is around. Her reaction to this news can be very unpredictable, and can be harmful to your health.What if she will not get lost? Well, then Bubba, either you have found the prefect woman that loves you regardless or a retard that is to stupid to get the hint, or a psycho "bunny boiler" that refuses to let go. In that case, you may want to get a restraining order. Follow the advice above, and you are almost guaranteed to be free of her in no time Link to post Share on other sites
VR6MANN 0 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 4. Stop buying her gifts: there is nothing she hate most, a man who is tight with his money.lolTreat her mean keep her keen,thats my motto,and now we are married.And she buys me the gifts ie a vr6.Great :-d Link to post Share on other sites
bulldog 2 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 If you want rid of her, cut the crap and say it like it is...F**K OFF B*TCH YOUR TIMES UP. LOL Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 If you want rid of her' date=' cut the crap and say it like it is...F**K OFF B*TCH YOUR TIMES UP. LOL[/quote']let them down easy then lol Link to post Share on other sites
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