spindat45 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Once upon a time, a perfect man met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? Answer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. **** Men keep going. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen Link to post Share on other sites
The Monk 50 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 LOL!!! Link to post Share on other sites
VR6MANN 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 lmfao nice oneso true Link to post Share on other sites
legvw 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 ha ha ha, wait till my misses hears that 1!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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