Wan*er Neighbours!!!!

[Guest Nero1701]

My neighbour says to me today "Your not being fair on the other residents by having 2 cars"

There are 36 houses, 36 garages and 11 parking spaces!!!

So i asked him how he came to that conclusion?

He said " my car is too big to fit into my garage so i use it as storage and thats why I need one of the parking spaces"

So i told him, " I have one car in the garage, one in a parking space, so whats the differance between me and you? "

He said " I fought in the war to give you bla bla bla,"

I said "fu*k Off and mind your own buisness"

Old Cu4t

[legvw 0]

i take it he's part of the local neighbor hood watch club too!!!

[Guest Nero1701]

How'd you guess!!!

[legvw 0]

busy bodies with naf all else to do! jus falls into that catagory nicely!!!

[mike 6]

what an idiot, if anything hes worse tahn you! storage space my arse

[Guest Nero1701]

Yeah, he's a right old cu4t, you know the sort, snorts when he laughs, says "old boy" and "Sport" a lot and goes to the rotary on a sunday

[mike 6]

tell him to buy a smaller car if hes that bothered, or let some one with a smaller car use his garage... victor meldrew?

[hvr6 88]

ignore him our neighbour tells us we're all 'cars & concrete' miserable bike riding wan**r

[cabrioman 6]

fancy have a vr6 meet one weekend at urs chris the they have some thing to moan about lol

[Guest Nero1701]

bbq and beers on the comunial gardens?

[VR6_Jim 0]

I'll come my neighbours r w4ank3rs too.

[The Monk 50]

chris, have the bbq in his gargen....park up the VR's and whip out some gazeebos.

[bulldog 2]

He said " I fought in the war to give you bla bla bla' date='"

Old Cu4t

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I fought in the war to give you hassel and nag coz I got F**K ALL ELSE TO DO.

Stupid old cun7.

Find is phone number out and ring him in the middle of the night a few times and p155 him off a bit, it'll make you feel better.

[rodney 17]

Ask if he will give you his garage...... then you have 2 cars in the garage. then make sure you rev the car as you leave every morning.....

Also suggest that as he fought in the war... then maybe he should lead the way with smaller cars to save the planet. Then you are not being perceived as the young man with issues.

I assume he has time on his hands... so is likely to start further headaches for you.

My old man is just the same...... "if he was in charge... but then wont do anything to change anything..."

Put it back in his court... He wont expect a reasonable suggestion from you... Of course he'll turn you down but then thats his issue not yours....

[Neil-VR 0]

my street hate me.

I have: 2 Long wheel base luton vans 1 Longwheels base transit tipper. mk2 ford focus 1 vr

People ask me to move i ask them to stop talking to me...Simple.

if its tax and tested kiss my ass

Oh and my garage is used for storage, but i have the 2 cars on the drive

[Moochalargo 0]

He is a twat! use your garage for storage and park both cars on the road! if he has any problems then its easily resolved!! he can get a nice golf sized car that he may be able to park in his garage!! or if he is really happy then tell him to see what to nice police hofficers have to say!!