livin hell

[MrsC 0]

Jeff and Mike were in an accident, and killed instantly.

Upon Jeff's arrival to the Pearly Gates, he is met by

St. Peter. "Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked. St.

Peters replies, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as

you. He went in the other direction instead of getting

into Heaven." Jeff was bothered by this and asked, "Well,

could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is

OK?" So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge

of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy

beach, with a gorgeous sexy blonde in a bikini, and

a keg of beer. "I don't mean to complain, but Mike seems

to have it pretty nice down there in Hell." says Jeff.

"It's not as it appears to be." says St. Peter. "You

see, the keg has a hole in it, and the blonde doesn't."

[Batfink 0]

lol

[Geastb 0]

Good one