Geastb 0 Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 These are genuine clips from Barnsley Council flat tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats. * My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. * He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. * It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. * I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. * I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. * And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. * I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. * My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? * I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. * Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. * I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen * 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy. * I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. * The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. * Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. * Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. * I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me. * The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. * Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. * I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. * Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. * I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction. * This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2 Link to post Share on other sites
RALA 0 Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 have seen something similar before, but still good Link to post Share on other sites
pete8tch 0 Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 love these lots , and the ins. quotes Link to post Share on other sites
Geastb 0 Posted January 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Got to find those ins quotes - I drove into the wrong driveway and collided with a tree i haven't got! lol Link to post Share on other sites
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