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i've been seeing it alot on this forum and other uk forums..... please describe to me what a chav is, so i can best tell all my friends they are chavs lol.....

i know it's a derogatory term, but explain it to me please.

thanks

*i know it's strange but help me out

oh yes if you have'nt noticed im from South Africa, so no clue

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Something I made up about 10 years ago when I was still in school and has attracted a lot of abusive comments on a facebook style website, sat on my profile page lol.

Aggression to others. This is a comman act, carried out by CHAVS when they number more then 2 and the victim is alone minding his/her own business. Having other CHAVS around somehow manages to give them a hard-on..... i mean a sense of superiority. If a CHAV has a hard-on and is looked at by anybody other than their own kind, they have to show the public who's in charge. This is when an attack occurs.

The attack usually starts with and involves a mouthy bastard with 4 or more CHAV friends behind him to show the victim that the mouthy bastard is hard. That is when all of the CHAVS turn into monkeys and start swinging their arms and legs in an attempt to hopefully hit the lone victim. Once the victim is down, the CHAVS continue kicking, stamping, punching and spitting at the victim to make sure that everyone knows they are still hard. Once the victim is almost dead, they walk away shouting and threatning the UNCONCIOUS (unable to hear) victim in some unknown language. Further adding to our beliefs about there intelligence.

Dress. The typical CHAV has no dress sense and will usually be seen wearing crap tracksuit bottoms tucked into a pair of crap sport socks....wearing a pair of crap imitaion rockports. A crap jacket and crap burberry baseball cap.

THE REASON CHAVS ALL WALK AROUND WITH THERE KNUCKLES DRAGGING ON THE FLOOR ISN'T BECAUSE THEY ARE HARD.....IT'S BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MUCH CHEAP METAL SHIT ON THEIR FINGERS, THEY CAN'T PICK THEIR HANDS UP.

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l like that Monk' date=' made me chuckle! Might have to plagiarise it ;)

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Feel free Nex lol. I made that when I was 14 and still had some hope of writing funny articles.... still, it was funny to me when I'd written it.

Council Housed And Violent is another expression as Ian says.

Pearsy, a lot of it is attitude lol. I did and sometimes still do dress in tracky bottoms, trainers ect ect but that's because it's comfy. Can imagine the look on little old ladies and gents faces when I'd open a door for them or allow them infront of me in a queue when I wore those clothes and shaven head lol. :D

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There is a Naval link from Chatham dockyard to Chav's and in recent times the Police did start to use it as a cautionary for "Council House Assume Violent". It seems to have stuck with the typical violent, lack of respect for anything scum that wonders our streets.

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