yakuza racer 16 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 i've been seeing it alot on this forum and other uk forums..... please describe to me what a chav is, so i can best tell all my friends they are chavs lol.....i know it's a derogatory term, but explain it to me please.thanks*i know it's strange but help me outoh yes if you have'nt noticed im from South Africa, so no clue Link to post Share on other sites
craggsy 91 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chavThere ya go have a read and a laugh Link to post Share on other sites
Ian_rogers 0 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav Link to post Share on other sites
The Monk 50 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Something I made up about 10 years ago when I was still in school and has attracted a lot of abusive comments on a facebook style website, sat on my profile page lol.Aggression to others. This is a comman act, carried out by CHAVS when they number more then 2 and the victim is alone minding his/her own business. Having other CHAVS around somehow manages to give them a hard-on..... i mean a sense of superiority. If a CHAV has a hard-on and is looked at by anybody other than their own kind, they have to show the public who's in charge. This is when an attack occurs.The attack usually starts with and involves a mouthy bastard with 4 or more CHAV friends behind him to show the victim that the mouthy bastard is hard. That is when all of the CHAVS turn into monkeys and start swinging their arms and legs in an attempt to hopefully hit the lone victim. Once the victim is down, the CHAVS continue kicking, stamping, punching and spitting at the victim to make sure that everyone knows they are still hard. Once the victim is almost dead, they walk away shouting and threatning the UNCONCIOUS (unable to hear) victim in some unknown language. Further adding to our beliefs about there intelligence.Dress. The typical CHAV has no dress sense and will usually be seen wearing crap tracksuit bottoms tucked into a pair of crap sport socks....wearing a pair of crap imitaion rockports. A crap jacket and crap burberry baseball cap. THE REASON CHAVS ALL WALK AROUND WITH THERE KNUCKLES DRAGGING ON THE FLOOR ISN'T BECAUSE THEY ARE HARD.....IT'S BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MUCH CHEAP METAL SHIT ON THEIR FINGERS, THEY CAN'T PICK THEIR HANDS UP. Link to post Share on other sites
Ian_rogers 0 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 It stands for....Council Housed And Violent, so I'm told Link to post Share on other sites
Nex 17 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 l like that Monk, made me chuckle! Might have to plagiarise it Link to post Share on other sites
Nex 17 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 double post Link to post Share on other sites
Pearsy47 1 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 a chav its me !!! lol Link to post Share on other sites
The Monk 50 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 l like that Monk' date=' made me chuckle! Might have to plagiarise it [/quote']Feel free Nex lol. I made that when I was 14 and still had some hope of writing funny articles.... still, it was funny to me when I'd written it.Council Housed And Violent is another expression as Ian says.Pearsy, a lot of it is attitude lol. I did and sometimes still do dress in tracky bottoms, trainers ect ect but that's because it's comfy. Can imagine the look on little old ladies and gents faces when I'd open a door for them or allow them infront of me in a queue when I wore those clothes and shaven head lol. Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyb 2 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 a chav its me !!! lol+1 lol Link to post Share on other sites
b19drg 0 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 http://www.vr6oc.com/user.php?id.1463 Link to post Share on other sites
bungy 2 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 There is a Naval link from Chatham dockyard to Chav's and in recent times the Police did start to use it as a cautionary for "Council House Assume Violent". It seems to have stuck with the typical violent, lack of respect for anything scum that wonders our streets. Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyb 2 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 im not a chav really but because i wear adidas people assume i am lol (ohh and am=are cus im a yam yam ay i ) Link to post Share on other sites
Lukey. 381 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 ultimate definition of a chav Link to post Share on other sites
eastwood john 1 Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 scum of britain, Link to post Share on other sites
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