pete8tch 0 Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff whenanother man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seatseside him. The Lab is situated in the middle, and the firstman is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explainsthat they work for the airline.The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog,the best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when Iput him to work." The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to thefirst man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to awoman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts onepaw on the handler's arm. He says, "Good boy." The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That womanis in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and herseat number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."Fantastic!" replies the first man.Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffsabout, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to itsseat, and places two paws on the handler's arm.The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again I'mmaking a note of this and the seat number.""I like it!" says the first man.A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffergoes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next tosomeone. He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat andcraps a big pile.The first man is really grossed out by this behavior of asupposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's the matterwith this stupid dog?The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb Link to post Share on other sites
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