scoobysmiff 0 Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Alex Ferguson is sat at home watching TV one morning when he receives a> > phone call,> >> > "Hello boss, it's David Beckham"> >> > "Yes David what can i do for you"> >> > "Well boss, posh has gone out and bought me a jigsaw to do. The problem> is> > though none of the pieces fit together, it's impossible"> >> > "Whats it supposed be?"> >> > "The picture on the box is of a chicken, but like i said it's> impossible,> > it's really doing my head in now, if i don't get it finished by Saturday> i> > don't think i'll be able to concentrate on the game"> >> > Ferguson starts to panic now,> > "i'll tell you what David bring it round here and we'll both have a go"> >> > "Cheers boss, thats brilliant"> >> > About half an hour later Beckham turns up at Ferguson's house with his> > jigsaw under his arm. He knocks on the door and Ferguson lets him in.> They> > walk into the kitchen, and Beckham tips the pieces on to the table.> >> > Ferguson looks down at the table and then at Beckham,> > "David, put the f*****g cornflakes back in the box" Link to post Share on other sites
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