scoobysmiff 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 As a young, modern women of the nineties, you no doubt have many questionsconcerning romance, love, even s..e..x. In this sensitive and frank"question and answer" format, noted sex therapist Dr Rut explainseverythiong you've ever wondered about.Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams ?A: This is a difficult question, since every woman probably has adifferentideal of what her own personal Prince Charming should act andlook like.However, when it comes to finding Mr Right, I can give you a goodsuggestion on where to start - and that's in a bar. That's right, go to abar ... preferably the kind that smells of stale beer and lots of mencrowded around watching a sports event on television. Pick a man thatlooksinteresting - it's bets to stay away from the shallow "pretty boys"indesigner clothes with bulging muscles. Instead, I recommend you picksomebody a little older and wiser, possibly reassuring pot belly. Boldlyapproach him, offer to buy him a few beers, then invite him back to yourplace. He'll advise you from there.Q: How do I know if I found Mr Right ?A: Unfortunately, there's no sure way to tell. Therefore, I suggest youtryout many different kinds of men and many different kinds of bars.Q: Do men like aggresive women?A: Definitely. Although they don't admit it, men are often shy - so it'supto you to be bold. In addition to bars, don't be affraid to approachmen onstreetcorners, in restaurants, even in restrooms. Break the ice withsimple"hello", followed by an offer to buy them dinner, drinks - even anexpensive gift. Then invite them to back to your place.Q: What if a man's married ?A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the valuable experiencea married man possesses, without being tied down by any sort ofcommitment.Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man ?A: This is a tough one, especially if you find yourself pregnant. Ask himhow he feels about his wife and family. If he says his wife doesn'tunderstand him and he's thinking of leaving her, believe him and continueyour relationship, secure in the knowledge that he'll soon make good hispromise. Married men rarely lie about such important matters.Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?A: ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes tolove and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not confusedemotionally as women. It's a proven fact.Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?A: YES. Before if possible.Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to rememberis that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes,however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seemstrangeto you. Do them anyway.Q: How long should the sex act last ?A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed orembarressed. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a naturaldesire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Orperhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the barforthe purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a fewpersonal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's goneyou can busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleanig his apartment, orperhaps even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back whenhe's ready.Q: What is "afterplay" ?A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manlyenergy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to doafter the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him asandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleepwhile you go out and buy him an expensive gift.Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, isimportant, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect malepenis measures about six centimeters. Anything longer than that isextremely rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is sevencentimeters or over, you should go down on yur knees and thank you luckystars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry,cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive gift.Q: What about the female orgasm ?A: What about it ? There's no such thing. It's a myth.Q: Are you sure ?A: Will you stop asking so many questions ? Do you distrust men orsomething ? Instead, prove how much you care for your boyfriend by goingout and buying him an expensive gift. Link to post Share on other sites
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