scoobysmiff 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport(Toronto)on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom."This is Capt. Johnson, we're on our final descent into Toronto. I want tothank you for flying with us today and enjoy your stay in Toronto."Well the Capt. forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can nowhear the conversation from the cockpit.The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well skipper, wotcha gonna do inToronto?"Now all ears in the plan are listening in to this conversation."Well", says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and go fora mega-huge dump. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper,you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take herback to my room and slip the old salami to her all night."Well, everyone in the planes trying to get a look at the new stewardess.She's so embarassed she runs from the back of the plane to try and get tothe cockpit to get the intercom off. Half way down, she trips over an oldladies bag - ***splat *** and down she goes.The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run dearie, he's got to gofor a shit first." Link to post Share on other sites
Geastb 0 Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 lol Link to post Share on other sites
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Bahnstormer 0 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Polish the car !!! Link to post Share on other sites
Bahnstormer 0 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 ignore me....next time I'll read the post before leaving anything !!!! Doh ! Link to post Share on other sites
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