pete8tch 0 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >>If you want a Happy Marriage 1.Two times a week, we go to a nice >>restaurant. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.>>2. I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps finding her way back.>>3. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. >>"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.>> I suggested the Kitchen.>>4. We always hold hands. I if I let go, she shops.>>5. My wife told me the car isn't running well because there was >>water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was,>> she told me "In the Lake.">>6. Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of DIVORCE.>>7. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was >>ALWAYS.>>8. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to >>interrupt her.>>9. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" >>I said Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 cumon pete....what did u say..im dying to know lol Link to post Share on other sites
pete8tch 0 Posted May 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 bugger. missed a bit, i said dust. Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Like that pete.lol Link to post Share on other sites
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