old people

[pete8tch 0]

Do You Remember the First Time???

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first

time

we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very

tavern

where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes,

she

says, "I remember it well" "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll

around

there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you

old

devil, that Funnysounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all

this,

and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these

two

old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them

so

there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by

walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make

their

way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops

his

trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly

they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has

ever

seen. This goes on for about forty minutes. Finally, they both

collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about

life

that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground

recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and put their

clothes

back on.

The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've

got to

ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them,

"Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a

fantastic

sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" The old man

says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence!

[Guest billybob]

lol, Quality pete

[Petesvw 0]

Oh how i laughed. good one pete.lol