MrsC 0 Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water. "There," he says. "Now you're screwed." Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 lol was he irish?? Link to post Share on other sites
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