pete8tch 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Actual Comments from Council tenants in Britain complaining to the Council about problems with their flats:>>1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.>2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.>3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.>4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at>6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.>5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.>6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.>7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.>8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?>9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.>10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.>11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen>12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.>13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.>14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.>15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.>16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.>17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.>18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.>19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.>20. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.just love these Link to post Share on other sites
Ferrari VR6 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 !lol nice one pete! Link to post Share on other sites
B6MFD 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 made my morning Link to post Share on other sites
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