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Who is Jack Schitt?

Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You

don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt,

the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of

Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious

couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt

and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a

high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe

later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with

them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull

Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He

recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can

correct them

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