BenW16 0 Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 A woman wakes up in the night to find her husband gone, she goes downstairs and finds her husband in the kitchen sobbing.. " whats the matter dear" says the wife.. " do you remember when we first started dating?" asks the hubby.. " yes ofcourse i do" replies the wife.. " do you remember when your dad found us making love on the back seat of my car?".. "yes".."and do you remember when your dad put his shotgun in my mouthand said if you dont marry my daughter i'll see you serve 30 years in jail?".." yes".."it would have been my release date tday"... ha.. ha.. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olly_K Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 LMFAO ! ! ! Link to post Share on other sites
patrick green 0 Posted April 29, 2004 Report Share Posted April 29, 2004 LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted April 30, 2004 Report Share Posted April 30, 2004 hehe like it Link to post Share on other sites
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