Jump to content

Recommended Posts

The queen is visiting one of London's top hospitals, and during her

>> tour

>> of the floors she passes a room where a male patient is

>>masturbating

>> furiously.

>>

>>

>> "Oh my", says the Queen, "that's a disgrace, what is the meaning of

>> this?"

>>

>> The Doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry Your Highness,

>>this

>> man

>> has a very serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with

>> semen, If he

>> doesn't do it 5 times a day, they'll explode and he would die

>> instantly."

>>

>> "Oh my, I am sorry" said the Queen.

>>

>> On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving

>>a

>>

>> patient a blow job.

>>

>> "Oh my," said the Queen, "What's happening in there ?"

>>

>> The Doctor replied, "Same condition, but he's with BUPA"

Link to post
Share on other sites
×
×
  • Create New...