Petesvw 0 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Ok, i think we should have a comp for the worst joke....I remember one Christmas I got a toy soldier. When I open the box, it started saying "10, 20, 30, 40 ...sold to the man at the back..".......... It was an Auction Man.. Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 thats nothing pete....one christmas i got a toy soldier box with nothing in, i was told that it was an action man deserter! Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 lmao Link to post Share on other sites
katconcarne 0 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 !grr !lol These are the worst collection of jokes ever, taken from the back of wotsits packets.....Q.Why was the mushroom popular?A.Because he was a fungi!Q.What do you call a fly with no wings?A.A walk!Q.Why did the hedgehog cross the road?A.To meet it's flat mate!Q.Atheletes get athletes foot what do astronaughts get?A.Missil toe!Q.Why were two men fighting in the road?A.It was a dual carriageway!Q.Who invented fractions?A.Henry the 1/8th!They're so bad they don't even command a smile!Sorry, Katie Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Keep 'em coming kat ; ) Link to post Share on other sites
dubloke 4 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 oh dear, the lengths we all go to for a larf! i thought kerry jokes were bad! lol Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Why could'nt the women buy a bakery shop?Because she could'nt raise enough dough Link to post Share on other sites
dubloke 4 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 why did the chicken cross the road?to get to the other side! boom boom Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 why did the pervert cross the road?coz he couldnt get his dick out the chicken.. Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 ya had to lower the tone is'nt that lee's job Link to post Share on other sites
katconcarne 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 These jokes are well funny! !lolQ.What do you call a deer with no eyes?A.No eye-deer!Q.What do you call a fish with no eyes?A.A fsh! Link to post Share on other sites
Whitedog 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?Still no eye-deer. Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 how do you make a venetian blind?poke him in the eyes Link to post Share on other sites
Whitedog 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Ha ha, thats far to good to be in this thread nick..or is it just me. Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 how do you make a maltese cross?stamp on his toes Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Why was six so upset? 'cos seven ate nine. Link to post Share on other sites
Whitedog 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Sorry pete, that one does deserve to be here.. Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Thats the aim stew! Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 why was the sand wet?coz the sea weed thats gotta deserve to be here! Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 there getting better and better keep em coming Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Whats green and smells of pork?Kermits fingers. Link to post Share on other sites
Caddyslammed 16 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 heres a controversial one.........how do you get a one armed irishman out of a tree?...wave at him. Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 where would you find a one legged dog?where you left it. Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 LMAO, vixen. Brent thats good too : ) This is meant to be a bad joke thread Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?frostbite Link to post Share on other sites
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