katconcarne 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 lmao! !lol Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 i still think this is a really bad one!why are pirates so bad?because the aaaaaaaargggghhhhh aahhhhha arrrgghhh Link to post Share on other sites
katconcarne 0 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 bad, yes!rofl, yes! !lol Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 ok...Two packets of crisps walking along the road, a car passes and offers them a lift. "No thanks" say the crisps, "We're Walkers"Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "How the fu*k do you drive this thing?"Ha-di-ha-di-haaaar. :| Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 ooo there's more,Two men walk into a pub and the barman greets one of them saying "Allo Donkey!". The next night it's the same - They walk in and the barman greets one of them saying "Allo Donkey". The next night the other man turns round and asks his friend why the barman calls him Donkey and the man replies "Ee-Aw Ew-Aw EeAlways calls me that" :@ Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 thats actually quite funny madge! Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 two snakes in the desert, one looks to the other one and asks... are we poisonous?... yeah why? comes the replybollocks i just bit my lip! Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 baby polar bear curled up with its mother, wakes up and asks mum are you sure im a polar bear? of course you are dear comes the reply, this goes on several times untill finally the mother loses her temper and says of course your a polar bear why the hell do you keep asking? Coz im fucking freezing! Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 thats actually quite funny madge!Whaddaya mean 'actually'??? !mistrust Link to post Share on other sites
purple highline monster 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 i mean it IS funny! as this was meant to be a bad joke section now put the knife down and get back in your box Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 i tried sniffing coke once,but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 i mean it IS funny! as this was meant to be a bad joke section now put the knife down and get back in your box !lol :| ~Here you go Nick,Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. And...What should you give a man who has everything?A woman to show him how to work it.Of course !lol Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 when everything's coming your way,your in the wrong lane Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 when everything's coming your way' date='your in the wrong lane[/quote']Never a truer word spoken Vix !shy Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 if you choke a smurf what colour do's he turn. Link to post Share on other sites
katconcarne 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 i'm gonna go with..... grey!?!!lolsince this is supposed t be a thread for really bad jokes we might as well add the worst couple that everyone knows;what's black and white and red all over? a newspaper.why did the chicken cross the road?to get to the other side.i realise that writing the punchlines to these was pointless, nevermind! !lol Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Why did the little girl fall off the swing?'Cos she had no arms! Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Aww Pete! Try this one: (snigger snigger)Three men are sitting in a room smoking gear. After a few spliffs they run out. One of the men stands up and says, 'Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the kitchen and make one of my speciality spliffs.' Off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some Cumin, Turmeric and a couple of other spices from the spice rack, grinds them up and rolls them into a spliff. On his return he hands it to one of his smoking partners who lights it and takes a long drag. Within seconds he passes out. Ten minutes go by and he is still out cold, so the others decide to take him to hospital. On arrival the nurses immediately take him to intensive care. A doctor returns to the friends and asks 'So what have you been doing then? Smoking cannabis?' 'Well sort of', replies one of the guys, 'But we ran out of gear, so I made a home-made spliff.''Ahh' replies the doctor, 'And what did you put in it?' 'Oh, just a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a couple of other spices.' The doctor sighs. 'Well that explains it.' 'Why, what's wrong with our friend?' asks one of the men. 'He's in a korma' replies the doctor. :@ Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Maz, that must win the worst joke ever Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 I know!!! Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 do's that meen Madge has won then ?! good one Madge Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Looks like it We could just carry on tho, league table and madge is no 1. lol Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 That's fantastic! I've never won anything! My mother will be so proud But, alas, not surprised - am well known in my family for my severe lack of joke telling ability. I'm one of those people who can't get the joke out for laughing !amazed Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Have another, I'm full of 'emA man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly"Betcha ROFL now aren't cha !amazed !grr Link to post Share on other sites
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