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Late one night Norm's doorbell rang. When he answered the door, he found a six-foot cockroach standing there. the bug grabbed him by the collar, punched him in the eye, threw him across the room and then ran off.

The next day, Norm went to see the doctor to have his bruised eye examined.

"Ah, yes," the doctor said when Norm explained what happened. "I heard there's a nasty bug going around."

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Well i guess i'm too late to enter this prestigeous competition(!), but here's a couple anyway........

What's big, red and sits in a corner?

- A naughty bus :D

Did you hear what the famous boxing champ had written on his tombstone?

- You can stop counting now, i aint getting up! :P

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It's never too late for a bad joke Steve ;) Some may disagree but I've come to consider myself an authority on the subject.

Have this:

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.

He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very

moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they

have sex.

Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says "The egg timer's broken!"

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