cadguy77 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milka carton of eggs2 litres of orange juicea head of lettucehalf a dozen tomatoesa 500g jar of coffeea 250g pack of baconAs she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusualabout her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Because you're ugly." Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 LMFAO!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 lol, like that cadders : ) Link to post Share on other sites
J5KE F 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 bom bom~! it's all good... Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 say it to a girl when sober she'd lamp you one %-6 Link to post Share on other sites
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