Raunchy Ranch

[Maz 0]

Becuase I have a reputation for shite jokes, others are anonomously passing me their shite jokes so I can take the flack. Well bring it on, Here you go:

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She

was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew

very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the

newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She

thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided

to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the

house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long

hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done

a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town

and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One

o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired

hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he

found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,

waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it

off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly

by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching

her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was

told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he

slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said,

"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

ROFL!

[cadguy77 0]

well done marge you have now elevated yourself from the depths of shite joke tellers

[Maz 0]

Why thank you Cadders X

[Petesvw 0]

10/10 there madge : )

See the dogging thread got too much for the admin folks.lol

Never got to see your reply?!?

[nd 0]

congratulations madge dear

[VR6Lee 1]

Not bad Madge.......

[Maz 0]

hmmm, thank you everybody, this feeling of social acceptance is rather strange, still, most probably wont last for long lol

Not sure what I wrote now Pete, probably some contrary shite knowing me :?

[Petesvw 0]

Ah well, least we still got lee to keep us entertained! lol

[Dubsingh 0]

:? :? !dodge :? :?

lol