Petesvw 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Blonde paint job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."_________________ Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 There's something about blonde jokes that gets me everytime lol I think maybe it's the probability that somewhere sometime they've all been true Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 lol good job I'm not a blonde ah Pete :-p i feel for you blondes. Link to post Share on other sites
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