VR6Lee 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Claire, Han, Maz, Nikki (so) LIST OF RULES TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE WORLD CUP! (1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup,and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention. (y) 2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye). 3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require arefill of my drink ( or something to eat (pi) You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in thefridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce. (u) 7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half-time score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together". 8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:a) I will not go, I will not go, andc) I will not go.10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash. (h) 11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just asimportant as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.Thank you GIRLS for your cooperation. (ci) ( (d) Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 What if your car (au) was being nicked would you leave ya seat then (m)that i'd love to see :-p Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 What if your car (au) was being nicked would you leave ya seat then (m)that i'd love to see :-p VR NAH its insured and I don't live in the slough area or south London so its quiet safe, my prize and joy is in the garage as most know.... its coming out this weekend, got an extention on my insurance. (h) Link to post Share on other sites
Dubsingh 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 oi nuttin wrong wiv them areas...but bump for the list i have printed copies and posted them around the uni halls, work and home....my gf is pissed of hmmmmmworld cup or women.......well if my team looses at least i can take the vr for a rag to feel betta again....women will only laugh tease and not give xes.... Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 What if your car (au) was being nicked would you leave ya seat then (m)that i'd love to see :-p yes and the theivin scrote would get a dbl beating 1 for knickin car 1 for makin me miss the football (6) :@ (6) Link to post Share on other sites
Maz 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Think i was one of those inconsiderate women who gave birth during a world cup... 1998? does that fit? Ah... Shame. Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 My daughter was born in 1998 aswell,so that makes me inconsidarate women no2 :-d (so) Link to post Share on other sites
MrsC 0 Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 gosh, i feel so un-inconsiderate lol (possibly considerate) as i didnt have a baby in 1998 lol Link to post Share on other sites
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