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A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees that there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees.

He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.

"Oh no!!" he says, "I think I've been marooned!!"

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ROFL excellent Pete! That's made my day, gonna tell that one in the pub tonight, the gels'll love it :-d I'm not really sure about these new smilies, they all look like they've got something in their eye or are in pain... ;) :-d |-)

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