richievr 1 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 >> > AN E MAIL I RECIEVED . . . . .>> >>> >>> > > This is an old one so you may have seen it before...>> > >>> > > ----- Original Message ----->> > > Subject: The Perfect Husband>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.>> > >>> > > A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free>> > > speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops> to>> > > listen.>> > >>> > > MAN: "Hello">> > >>> > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?">> > >>> > > MAN: "Yes">> > >>> > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.> It's>> > > only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?">> > >>> > > MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.">> > >>> > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new>> > > 2005>> > > models. I saw one I really liked.">> > >>> > > MAN: "How much?">> > >>> > > WOMAN: "$60,000">> > >>> > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.">> > >>> > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last> year>> > > is>> > > back on the market. They're asking $950,000">> > >>> > > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer>> 900,000.">> > >>> > > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!">> > >>> > > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too.">> > >>> > > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him> in>> > > astonishment.>> > >>> > > Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Link to post Share on other sites
nd 0 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 A women who can spend i like it :-d Link to post Share on other sites
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