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Phone mix up!!


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A man is staying at a hotel on a business trip and, feeling lonely, he reaches for an escort girls business card he'd taken from a phone box earlier

He rings the number and a sexy sounding women picks up and says "hello?"

"Hello" he says, " I hear you give a great massage and id like you to come to my hotel room to give me one..... NO, wait, I'll be straight with you.Im all alone and all i really want is sex - and i mean some seriously kinky stuff. Whips, chains, handcuffs, the lot - how does that sound??"

"That sounds great" says the woman.

"But for an outside line you need to dial '9'"

8-)

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