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3 vampires walk into a pub, the first one walks up to the bar and asks for a pint of blood, gets it, and goesn away to sit down. (B)

The second vampire walks up the bar, asks the barman for a pint of blood, gets it, and goes away to sit down. (B)

The third vampire walks up to the bar and asks the barman for a pint of boiling water. The barman seems confused but serves up the pint of boiling water, and off goes the vampire to join his pals. (B)

He sits down.....

"Dracula, why did u only get a pint of boiling water and not a pint of blood like us guys??" asks his mates.

At that, Dracula pulls a used tampon out his coat.......

"Well guys, ive got a tea bag with me tonight!" (6) :-[

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