The queen is visiting one of London's top hospitals, and during her >> tour >> of the floors she passes a room where a male patient is >>masturbating >> furiously. >> >> >> "Oh my", says the Queen, "that's a disgrace, what is the meaning of >> this?" >> >> The Doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry Your Highness, >>this >> man >> has a very serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with >> semen, If he >> doesn't do it 5 times a d