1.Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2.Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana press the hash key..." 3.A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 4.I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5.I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 6.My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong cu