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Petesvw

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  1. It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He
  2. My girlfriend recently enquired about breast implants! To which i replied... "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" She asked? "They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat i said.
  3. Looks well kaz, me and your body shop are praying that you ain't used any silicone based materials on there!
  4. E-bay ones fit pants in my experiance, had 2 and both were poor!
  5. Think we should go for the 22nd to be fair, this way everyone can come : )
  6. Dusty is looking good, glad to see it's in safe hands mate : ) As i'm sure claire is ; ) Welcome again.
  7. Right kids, lets see ya, i know the regulars will be there! But it's time you new kids showed ya faces. Get yer arse in to gear, so i can put yer names down for the VW show in AUG! Kat, tinny, get yer selv's over and Meet the rest of us northeners! Bugsy and alltorque too. Anyone else too in the yorks/northern england district, we have managed to build a nice little meet in leeds, so get yer sen's along! As usual, 2pm @ the old peacock opposite elland rd : )
  8. Sorry to hear that greg : ( I set off from leeds @ 7, managed to avoid silly que's, only half an hour! Was a good day, slight detour on the way home! But got to see stafford town centre. lol : )
  9. Exhust mani will make a slight difference. 4K for a charger!?! WAAAYY over the odds, have you looked at NSR?
  10. That time of year again guys, gonna need to meet soon! First outing this year been UD! We have to get a real northern do sorted soon ; )
  11. I'm off kidda, be good to meet up with ya again! Will get some details up nearer next week, will be heading over your way to go down!
  12. Am led to belive morrisons fuel users are suffering too! Bloody northern supermarkets 'eh!!
  13. Be good to see ya at leeds mate! This is why i have been stressing the "location post" point. Be patient mate, it took a while for the leeds meet to kick off! And i'll see ya when the weather gets better ; )
  14. Lmao, like that donna : )
  15. Good work mate, fair bit less then new 4 pots. Is the guy who made the carriers interested in some more buisness? Are the boxter calipers alloy or steel?
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