A women sittng at a resturant in Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the table next to her turned to look at her. "Kin yer swaller?" asked one of the cowboys. The woman signalled "no" desperately shaking her head. "Kin yer breathe?" aksed the other. The woman, turning a bit blue, shook her head "no." With that, the first cowboy walked over to the woman, slowly lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and ran his tongue up and down the womans butt crack.